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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀

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