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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a crow a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a robin a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝

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