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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a goose

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