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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a rat 🐀 a crow a swan 🦢 a coot a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a pigeon

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