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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a crow a magpie a coot a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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