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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a coot a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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