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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a robin a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a pigeon a magpie a coot a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel
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