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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a magpie a coot a crow a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a robin
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