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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a robin a goose a pigeon a coot a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆
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