Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a blackbird a pigeon a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a goose a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a robin

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.