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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a magpie a coot a goose

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