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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird a coot a duck 🦆 a robin a squirrel a magpie a goose
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