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I scissor-kicked a train driver trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a robin a koala 🐨 a goose a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a crow a pigeon a magpie a blackbird
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