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I scissor-kicked a bus driver trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a coot a squirrel a raccoon 🦝

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