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I scissor-kicked a bus driver trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a koala 🐨 a squirrel a goose a swan 🦢 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a coot a blackbird a rat 🐀
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