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I scissor-kicked a bus driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a goose a squirrel a magpie a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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