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I scissor-kicked a bus driver trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a robin a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel

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