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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a bus driver
trying to throw
cat biscuits
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢
a robin
a goose
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a coot
a magpie
a squirrel
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
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