Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a bus driver trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a robin a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a coot

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.