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I scissor-kicked a student trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a goose a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie

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