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I scissor-kicked a student trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a coot a blackbird a robin a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a magpie

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