Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a student
trying to throw
bread
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a duck 🦆
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a mouse 🐁
a pigeon
a crow
a robin
a blackbird
a goose
a rat 🐀
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