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I scissor-kicked a sailor trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a goose a crow a coot a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨
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