Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a sailor
trying to throw
Marmite
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a robin
a goose
a squirrel
a pigeon
a coot
a duck 🦆
a mouse 🐁
a koala 🐨
a rat 🐀
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