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I scissor-kicked a sailor trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a blackbird a duck 🦆 a magpie a pigeon a crow a coot a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a goose
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