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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a sailor
trying to throw
potatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a mouse 🐁
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a robin
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a coot
a magpie
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
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