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I scissor-kicked a soldier trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a robin a coot a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a blackbird

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