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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a soldier
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yoghurt
bread
halloumi
Doritos
fish fingers
peanuts
tinned tuna
hummus
nacho cheese
shallots
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