Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a man trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a coot a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.