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I scissor-kicked a man trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot a raccoon 🦝 a crow

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