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I scissor-kicked a man trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a crow a coot a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a robin

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