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I scissor-kicked a child trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin a duck 🦆 a goose a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon

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