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I scissor-kicked a child trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a goose a magpie a pigeon a rat 🐀 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a duck 🦆

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