Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a child trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a magpie a rat 🐀 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a crow a duck 🦆

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.