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I scissor-kicked a child trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a crow a magpie a koala 🐨 a squirrel a coot a pigeon a raccoon 🦝
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