Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a child
trying to throw
bread
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a robin
a coot
a pigeon
a crow
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a squirrel
a blackbird
a koala 🐨
a rat 🐀
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