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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a tramp
trying to throw
baked beans
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a goose
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a magpie
a crow
a duck 🦆
a coot
a swan 🦢
a blackbird
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