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I karate-chopped a tramp trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a crow a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a coot
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