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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a tramp
trying to throw
hamburger relish
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a crow
a raccoon 🦝
a pigeon
a squirrel
a coot
a rat 🐀
a blackbird
a robin
a magpie
a duck 🦆
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