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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a tramp
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fish fingers
watermelon
rice pudding
taramasalata
scrambled egg
bananas
garlic cloves
hummus
peanuts
chilli peppers
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