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I karate-chopped a policewoman trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a coot a koala 🐨 a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a robin
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