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I karate-chopped a policeman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a crow a goose

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