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I karate-chopped a policeman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a magpie

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