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I karate-chopped a policeman trying to throw tinned tuna at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a robin a pigeon a crow a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆
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