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I karate-chopped an Israeli spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a squirrel a swan 🦢 a goose

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