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I karate-chopped an Iranian spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at â€Ķ

â†Đ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle ðŸĶ„ random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a goose a squirrel a rat 🐀 a raccoon ðŸĶ a swan ðŸĶĒ a coot a duck ðŸĶ† a mouse 🐁 a crow
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.