Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
an Iranian
spy
trying to throw
bananas
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a goose
a magpie
a crow
a koala 🐨
a robin
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