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I karate-chopped an Icelandic spy trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a magpie a robin a mouse 🐁 a goose

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