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I karate-chopped an Icelandic spy trying to throw chilli peppers at …

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a duck 🦆 a robin a magpie a blackbird a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a coot

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