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I karate-chopped a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau spy trying to throw spinach at …

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a goose a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel

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