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I karate-chopped a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau spy trying to throw gherkins at …

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a swan 🦢 a blackbird a goose a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a coot a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁

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