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I karate-chopped a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau spy trying to throw prawns at …

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a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a magpie a robin a swan 🦢 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a coot

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